WWE FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN

What the hell? There are some rumors, going around about x-pac hanging himself. Well he was trying to but his girlfriend made it in time to save him. Well sorry folks for being here to late, I actually just got home from hanging out with a couple of friends, But what a Smackdown indeed.
Well the show just started off with That Rated R Punk Edge coming out to the ring. Well I have to hand it to Edge, he has truly taken his character. That dude, has truly worked hard, and they developed him into a horrible character that people just love to hate.
I knew that he was going to bring up the whole Taker never lost at Wrestlemania, and how he’s never lost at Wrestlemania! Edge is going on saying that he wants to end the streak of the Undertaker, and as we all know, that the Undertaker is not going to lose at Wrestlemania. He is going to go in, beat Edge, and he is going to continue his winning streak for a long time to come! So the lights just go out, and we all know what comes next. The Taker hits the ring, and both of the edgeheads, the two dorks that listen to papa Edge are laid out! But some how Edge managed to get away from the Dead Man.
There was a Money in the Bank qualifying match, it was between Shelton Benjamin and Jimmy Wang Yang. Now this match was great, and it could’ve gone both ways. First of all I wanted to see how Jimmy would’ve faired in that kind of match, but know what Shelton can do, I’d rather have Shelton go back. He’s been in every single Money in the bank, and every time, he’s done something so remarkable. Hell they developed the whole stacking ladders in their video games based on Shelton Benjamin. Of course Shelton beat Jimmy. Now I would like to see Jimmy become either a tag champ, or at least the cruiser weight champ!
There was a tag team match between Jesse and Festus vs. Deuce and Domino. Now I know that they are two different styles, and the fact remains Everyone seems to like the characters of Jesse and Festus. I still don’t get what they are trying to do with Deuce and Domino? Festus at least transforms when the bell rings, so that’s kind of entertaining. Is Deuce and Domino’s only good trait be Cherrie? She hasn’t really done anything except for skate to the ring! Jesse and Festus won that match, of course they are getting a big push seeing as they are a crowd favorite. If Deuce and Domino don’t change their ways, they are going to end up being just like the Basham Brothers, out of work everywhere!
Well, there was a squash match, for Big Daddy V vs Shannon Moore! This was a waste of time, because what can you do with Big Daddy V? You need to have someone challenge him, I know they are trying to build up on him being the baddest dude, or the scariest, but they worked so hard to Make Mark Henry the big bad Silver back, but he’s doing nothing now but losing to John Cena! They need to put The Great Khali, Big Daddy V, and Mark Henry into a group, that is lead by the Big Show. Called “The Titans of Wrestling”. That way they can find some up and coming star to challenge them. This way the Titans would dominate all three shows!
There was a non-title match between Batista and MVP. Of course Batista won after hitting the Batista Bomb, but is this the future for Batista? Becoming a United states champion? He needs to develop his character a little more, he is a real fan favorite, and people are going to begin to forget about him unless he becomes more exciting. MVP on the other hand, he’s come a long way. When he first signed into Smackdown, he didn’t really show much potential, but nowadays, he’s showing really great potential. With some really great moves, and he’s got some good mic skills, the guy can go a very long way!
Kane defeated The Great Khali. Not such a great match, in case you forgot, they had a match at mania when Kane was doing his whole “See no Evil” theme. That match really wasn’t that great. Chuck Palumbo defeated some Dude named Matt Jackson. Didn’t really care about this match, but I was really pleased to how they are developing Chuck. He’s becoming a bad guy, but he needs to become a bad ass, that goes to all of the shows and just whoops a lot of ass.
The night ended with Rey coming out and telling the world he was going to miss Mania because he is going to have surgery on his torn biceps. This man can not catch a break, first his leg, now his arms. Well Vickie didn’t let that slide, she put him into a match with Chavo Guerrero. Rey defeated him in a non title match. Chavo is an ok guy, he’s been in this business a long time, and I guess it’s about time he get’s some real gold. After Rey beat Chavo, the Big Show came down, and of course he is looking better than every, he choke slammed Rey right into the mat! Well folks that was Smackdown for you! I hope you enjoyed watching it, and if you missed it, I hope that you enjoyed reading this!